My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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