No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I don't deserve a penis
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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