He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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