i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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