her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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