And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
my liver is dry heaving
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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