there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
