Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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