Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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