I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
