fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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