so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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