so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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