possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize