The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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