She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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