walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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