So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she looked like the before picture.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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