i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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