at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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