you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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