home. puking in laundry basket.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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