oh god the rape fog is back!
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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