so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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