I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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