thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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