doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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