Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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