So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Dicks are not precious.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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