I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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