too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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