What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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