I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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