dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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