Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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