Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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