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I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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