is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
The adults are the big ones right?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
