ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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