I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Found your dick twin last night
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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