I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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