So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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