Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize