Your dad touched me again.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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