dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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