So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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