Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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