their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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