wat bout pragnant strippers??
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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