Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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