I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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