like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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